my thoughts on reading the segment about the mythical Latinas who fuck him and clean/cook for him: how is the bed made if he’s (presumably) still in the bed? and how does he not hear someone cleaning his house? how heavy does this guy sleep? must be cool to be a man who is a heavy sleeper because you probably don’t…

The Vikings are evil incarnate. We all know it. 

Served over noodles. 

No! I love RI. The beaches. I adore rainy weather. We hardly ever had snow when I lived there. It rarely was above 80 degrees. That place is temperate as can be. With a lot of ocean views. And pretty much everything is no more than 45 minutes away. Lots of fighting, too. Maybe that’s just where I lived.

Aquidneck Island (where Newport is) was founded by Anne Hutchinson who was kicked out of Massachusetts Bay Colony. I kind of feel like she was pregnant when they kicked her out? I’m pretty sure that her husband was not around when they did it, either. 

Johnny Cakes!

When I lived in RI they were very defensive about their lobsters. As in, they put their lobster game up against Maine’s. I remember once this guy was visiting a neighbor for a few days (a cousin of his or something), and visiting cousin mentions that he’ll wishes he had time to go to Maine because he loves lobster.…

I love RI, but this stunt was 100% RI. Just so on the money. 

I lived in RI at one point. This was the absolute most RI thing ever. I guarantee you that the same people who put together Calamari guy are sitting in a back room somewhere figuring out how they’re going to market RI during the RNC roll call as well. Same exact team. 

It is very one-sided. Them pointing out that she’ll have her moment again? Hasn’t happened yet, not since episode one. 

I am old. I don’t know anyone who used a fake id to work in porn, bu I knew a couple of kids who had fake ids to get beer and the kind of summer jobs that a high school kid could never get. Not your minimum wage job, but actual factory work. There was a certain lack of scrutiny at the time. And fake ids were seen as a…

This was video porn, so I don’t think it was that expensive to make. But when it came out that she was underage, they had to torch a lot of their inventory. And some of them thought they’d go to jail, but I’m not sure if any of them did. They never forgave her for either thing. She was a kid. She wanted to make money.…

I don’t think she was a Mom. But the former stepdad seems to have been the one who helped her. And I believe her that he was abusive. 

She did say it and continues to say it. 

I don’t think she had kids?

I think one of the things that the porn industry leaders were concerned about was the threat of going to prison (don’t know if anyone did) and also that all the videos they made with her (and there were many) became worthless and unsellable overnight. Because they were child porn. I feel like it was the lost money…

I think she was 15 when she started in porn. That’s pretty young. 

She actually produced it right before the information came out about her real age. She was 18 by the time the information came out. I remember that she was in Crybaby, with Johnny Depp some time after that. Not porn. 

It was her Mom’s boyfriend, or ex, who got her into porn. Yes, the same one who was sexually abusing her.

I loved it. Camp? Not camp? Don’t care. One of the highlights of my online watching night (I don’t have cable).