I read that she did try to administer CPR but only after she called it in. Supposedly when she called it in is when she realized she was at the wrong place. THEN she tried to administer CPR but not before.

I believe that she might have been confused (because maybe she was so high or so drunk or so puffed up on her own importance that it never occurred to her she could be wrong). Here’s the thing—why the fuck are you shooting someone so fast, officer? And I don’t believe for one minute she didn’t know he was black,…

At some point (supposedly) she realized she was in the wrong apt. After she shot him, when she called it in. I’d like to hear that tape, because I’ve read several sources that say THAT’s when she realized where she was. She then administered CPR. If he was pushed back from the shot/shots (were there more than one? No…

That would explain a lot.

Maybe they entered the wrong apartment, too?

I used to go to an ice cream shop in college that was owned by a Lebanese family and they had labneh sandwiches: labneh on pita with some olive oil (I think), with these nuclear pink cubes that they told me were pickled turnips, and some spices. I dream of that sandwich regularly even now. It was so good.

Now I really want to read it. There can never be enough burning on Ivanka to suit me.

Amazing. I actually always wondered what happened to her. And now I know. She wrote an amazing piece.

That also worked for the early 80s. Or, if you borrowed, you borrowed under $5,000.

I have a friend who had to use the FODMAP diet (not sure of the spelling) because she had huge digestive issues (embarassing issues, if you know what I mean) after a major surgery. So they suggested doing FODMAP. It ended up really helping her. Anyway, onions are basically a no go as is garlic and tons of other stuff.…

If I’m out with friends that I don’t see often, I would endure because going to another restaurant would take time anyway (or you might just bag it and all go home). Either way, you’re not eating any faster really. And maybe you don’t get to cath up with friends. Basically, I’m at least partly there for the…

Did you notice it’s lined?

Yeah, I’m not really on board with this one.

Well, if she hadn’t had the breasts, he wouldn’t have exposed the breast. (kidding) Seriously, she was so slammed and he was all looking at his feet, little-boy like, “Sorry I showed the breast”. I’ve never liked him since.

I hear good things about King.

I guess someone’s looking for a job on Fox News. I mean, hey, it’s a retirement plan, am I right?

You could charge a razr phone on your birthday and still be making calls on your birthday eve of the next year. Ok, I am indulging in some hyperbole. But it was still amazing how long those phones held the charge.

Those damn kids are nuthin’ but trouble. As it is now, as it has always been.

The skirt doesn’t bug me nearly as much as the shoes. There is a world of cute flats she could have worn. Well, at least they had a gold shovel for her.

Worked as a fundraiser and they hired a new boss. We had a rule that if you stayed past 7, the nonprofit I worked for would pay your parking. She came in every day at 11 or 12, worked till 7:05 and then got her parking free. But I was expected to be there at 9 (no problem) but also to be there till 7 (problem).