Right. This isn’t GMO, this is natural genetic variation between varieties. I assume the “diet” ones are just smaller and/or more watery than other, non-trash avocados.

Unpopular opinion, but...good.

As a sheltered white suburbanite, I’ll admit that I made it to college before realizing that chicken skin was edible. That said, I have realized the error of my ways, chicken skin is by far the best part.

That’s the closest the 49ers will get to kicking anyone’s ass in the foreseeable future, so I guess I’ll take it?

I kinda dig the rope lingerie by itself, but the styling looks like a drunken photo booth pic from a nudist wedding.

My older brother, bless his financially challenged heart, bought a pimped-out luxury brand SUV the moment he left school. He was a personal trainer, so he had just about enough money to make car payments and buy food.

When I was eight years old, I think I single-handedly got the local buffet joint’s “16 and under eat for 99 cents” promotion cancelled.

I talk to myself all the time, but I’ve had to work on keeping it inside my head.

I was a save-the-marriage baby. It ended so badly, the relatives who took me in were apparently offered a book deal (they refused). I’m grateful I exist, don’t get me wrong, but holy shit. Babies can break an okay marriage, why would you think a baby could fix one that’s already broken?

I think that Coke commercial worked much better because it didn’t over-reach. All it said was, Americans come from all over the world, but they all love America...and Coke.

Re: the death cult...been there. I think the writer’s instinct to stay the hell away out of self-preservation is justified.

I own a home laser hair removal device (not this one), and am also a legitimately furry broad who has to shave her butthole, and I’m pretty sure you don’t want to do that. One, these things are painful. I do underarms, bikini line, and legs, and I take 3 ibuprofen beforehand, and it still hurts. Butthole? OW, no. Two,…

I own a home laser hair removal device (not this one), and am also a legitimately furry broad who has to shave her…

If I find you, I’m going to send you an invoice for the bottle of whiskey that I’m going to need to scrub that from my brain.

That’s just not true. First, the economics aren’t there; most front-line HIV drugs are old and off-patent. Pharma companies won’t even do HIV research anymore, it’s a solved problem. It’s government entities (including our own) that would absolutely love a vaccine, and are willing to fund the research.

The real problem…

I grew up in NoVA. It’s far from Trump territory - it’s the bedroom community for the educated, white-collar bureaucrats of DC. And it has a very good school system, considerably better than CA in my opinion. Richmond, however...might as well move to Alabama. Virginia went from red to blue over the past ten years…

Right. Exactly how coordinated do they think we are? You put a half-dozen scientists in a room, we can’t conspire long enough to order lunch.

As much as I dislike Trump, I have to agree. Nothing smells right in this story. Who are the death threats from? If she’s telling the truth, it’s possible Trump’s people could have identified her based on her accusations...but wouldn’t that be an admission of guilt on their part? If she’s lying, she could be anyone,…

You’ll find all of the above on the Internet. For the record, we are nowhere near the sophistication required to create a pathogen like HIV from scratch, even in the present day. There are huge unanswered questions about how the damned thing even works. Made in the 1970s? GTFO with that.

I was an HIV truther for about a month. In my defense, I was in middle school. I do HIV research now, so I can in fact tell you HIV is real. I’ve seen it!

The sign on the door won’t stop a pervert. Just ask Donald Trump.