Wow, look at all the diversity in that photo!

It had all the try to make you sad elements without any of the, oh yeah this is a fun, happy kids movie. Fuck The Good Dinosaur.

I’ve seen my dad cry twice. Once at his father’s funeral. The other at the end of Rudy. I don’t blame him for either one.

Sure, he drives the green, but Kim Jong Un would get a hole-in-one.

Really, 18 is not that bad for a 112-year career...

I worked for a company that let you design your own credit card. We had to make a list of all the names we wouldn’t let appear on that credit card. 12 year old me would have loved that assignment.

In college, my roommate and I would go to the grocery store, each grab a bottle of Easy Cheese, then eat the entire thing while roaming the aisles filling our baskets with mostly Doritos, Chef Boyardee and Lipton Noodles. I threw up just writing this.

I get fucking livid when they don’t finish the Jeopardy! board. Cut down on the interviews in editing, everyone fast forwards through those anyway.

YEAH! These are my readers...

I had one kid in the NICU for a month. My neighbors did this for me. I probably didn’t thank them as I should have, esp not at the time. Wife finally made them cookies or something like a month or two later after he was home and life started to become somewhat normal. At that time, you really aren’t thinking straight.

I wish I would have met him. I’d have said “nice shot.”

Korver. Kyle’s not going to back him down, so he just has to make sure he stays in his space.

It’s almost as if career and monetary goals aren’t the only thing that matters in life.

Though I’m not sure why I’m questioning the interpretation of the law...talking...guy.

I’m not sure this true, but man do I really want it to be.

I’m a Sox fan, but god damn that’s hilarious.

JULES: Does he look like a bitch?

And yet, these are the same people who need every single Muslim to speak out against any act of terror.

I remember Lauren Hill from that thing, that thing, that thiiiiiiing on ESPN that made me cry.

Not just the opposing crowd, but the opposing team. That’s some next level shit.