WTF!!!! Man, that is wild!

We went on safari in South Africa and rounding a curve we came upon two rhino. That will make you back up real fast.

I called AAA to fix a glove box that broke and I asked if they’d cover a dent in the hood from several years ago (I was waiting for a real accident, it was pretty small) and they said, “No problem.” No questions asked. Never had an issue with AAA about covering a claim.

“That wasn’t on the multiple choice test!”

I just had that exact scenario today. I had to pick up an old used wood chipper. My friend has an old Fred Sanford pickup and my wife has an Outback. The wood chipper fit in the Outback and cleared by about 2 inches. I was so happy not to have to borrow the old pickup.

They’re only tough guys when apprehending an unarmed black motorist.

To paraphrase what was said about infant mortality, “If you don’t count the black victims, it really wasn’t all that bad...”

I got a no front plate citation when it was parked at a meter. A few days later I was able to get a fixit sign off by stopping a cop at an intersection while walking my dog and showing him a picture with the plate on the front. I guess he was too shocked by the request to say, “No”.

My RX7 lasted 19 years with no major service other than a starter and new shocks. I changed the oil every 3000 miles. I had it for 17 years and my friends kid had it for the last two years before he killed it.

I haven’t sat in a Miata yet but the tallest person I’ve ever had in a small car was my friend at 6'9" in the passenger seat of my Audi TT.

If the only news important to you is the war and Putin, why are you on Jalopnik reading articles?

Ok, what are those spike you see on the front wheels of some big trucks?

LOL

LOL!!!!

“I don’t deny that he was hit,” Evans told WAVE3 News in an interview. “I deny that I hit him with the intent or malice.”

“But, we can’t tax the rich!”

When our school was being integrated and kids were being bussed in, the white kids lined the fence and yelled, “Here comes the bus, here comes the niqqers!” Being one of only three black kids in the school and having grown up with these same white kids, I grabbed one and said, “What did you you say?”  The kid turned…

Does it need to be much more than hand tightened?

He drives the bus.