If only this were referenced somewhere, like the article above. Oh, well, I guess it’s lost to time.

Yea- and it’s in the article and he takes it like shit.

I came here to write a snooty counterpoint about the rock bottom, but you did so much gd writing and research i just have to agree with you now.

“I’ve got just the boat!”

“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

I mean, it’s definitely a triple, not a home run. Unless the qualifier ‘Little League’ in the title should automatically be taken as an implication of such.

What’s the “silent treatment”?

And yet you are that guy... explaining the joke to everyone who already got it.

NO WAY!!!!!!!

This is a good fan.

How do the laws that apply to treasure on sunken ships work?

“The Force Iwakens”?

Oilers blowing biggest lead ever in wild card game vs. Buffalo. All we talked about on the playground next day was Beebe being out of bounds.

Was The Block too late to make the list?

ufc 2000 is probably years away

OKC Murrah Federal Building Bombing.

The “can’t beat ‘em join ‘em” thing isn’t being hammered enough. I’ve always, always rooted for Durant and I just can’t any more, because when James Harrison talks about participation trophies and shit, this should be Exhibit A. Isn’t this supposed to be about competition at some point? Is the message we want to send…

So it’s OK to hate the Warriors for a variety of petty to legitimate reasons, but it’s not OK to hate Kevin Durant who is now a member of that organization for similar reasons?

Mike Joooones.

Five is more than half the game?