I felt so much more (personally) insecure from Janet’s boob at 21 years old than from J Lo’s ass now BECAUSE I’m older. I’m in the 35-40 bracket and all I think is wow, good for her (and Shakira too!) If you think that someone hear’s you’re 40 and expects Aniston or hears you’re 50 and expects Lopez, that a YOU…

This: “the kid with the overstuffed backpack who would Naruto-run to Algebra class.” killed me. Can’t wait for the netflix or prime video feature. 

I think a lot of women make that choice, but for a famous young person to say it helps with acceptance of all of those choices. I breastfed, but was always skeptical of the “that’s the only way” shame crowd. There are a million reasons, both chosen and thrust upon us, that mothers would choose not to breastfeed. Good…

I may have made a comment in the near past that Joan’s photoshop access should be revoked and I’d like to retract it with a full apology. Those psychedelic photo arrangements were merely a practicing ground for this, which is now the only way I want to ingest my tabloid news. HNY!

I NEVER watch broadcast news, but my MIL was staying with us. I saw this and thought I was racist for a second for confusing them, but nope they put the wrong dang congressman on the evening news. 2019 has been embarrassing for many reasons but this was incredible. 

I’m not yet convinced this isn’t a long Rachel Dratch performance art piece.

I have two human children and those nips seem abnormally large, dude.

All I have to say is that sometimes I scan Jez and don’t feel compelled to click through to read the whole article, but when the byline is Joan Summers I always do because you’re incisive and witty and love/disdain many of the same things I do. I’ll miss Midweek Madness but I will read anything you write (although I…

the most disturbing thing about that baby are those nipples.

I came here to say that this headline made me laugh.

I’d like to think that if I was Savannah Guthrie in this moment, I would round up everyone I know for a meeting with NBC Law (TM) and ask that we all be released from our NDA to provide cover more vulnerable employees and also to leverage my power and my knowledge that this won’t break my bank to be a fucking good…

Is DREWPIES pronounced as “Drew, Pies” or “droopy’s”?

Thoughts and emotions etc.

Love this guy but Wheel comes before Jeopardy, much as the Old Testament comes before the New, Pride before the Fall, and Glitter before Gigli, forever and ever, Amen.

No one reasonable pays for housesitting anymore unless they have a cat. And showing up to a house that’s not yours without knowing whether or when the damn cat will show itself is terrifying enough to knock housesitting at least two places down the list.

Between twitter and jezebel all of the best female journalists I follow are so outraged that I have no choice but to read the article. Is Vogue galaxy braining us???

I have some feedback for the person who approved Joanie’s photoshop license.... 

This was so insightful and well-written about a subject that is heartbreaking. Kudos and thank you for sharing.

100 percent agree. If you’re good enough friends to be in their wedding, then you’ve exchanged rounds of beer, pizza delivery, maybe even bail. You’ve spent money on a bachelor(ette) event, travel to the wedding, outfits, etc. You are under no reasonable obligation to also buy a gift. 

At least that column didn’t say “New York FOOTBALL Giants”