Jeter refused to change positions to make way for a clearly superior player the right way.

Nice burn. Way to smoke out that irony.

Whaddaya wanna bet that the selected candidate will still have to sign a non-compete clause barring them from working at any other Div-I school for a period of five years? I mean, hey, businesses in North Carolina and other states are making entry level “dirt shovelers” sign them — and suing people for taking a job at…

Setting the bar high I see.

Are you really all that surprised that a school founded on a tobacco fortune would try to practice slavery?

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

“Hey Terry, you gonna rag on anyone other than Kevin this season?”

Pictured: Derek Jeter fantasy meal.

You dumbasses realize that it was Zaza Pachulia defending that jumper, right? It’s almost like a clumsy 7-footer isn’t ever going to stop on a dime when lunging toward anything anywhere.

“Such a dirty play by Zaza!”

If I was looking to injure the other team’s star player who I know has a bad ankle, sticking a foot underneath him on a jump shot seems like a pretty obvious way to go. So I doubt many people are going to believe any assertion that it wasn’t intentional.

This is really too bad. The Spurs are really flailing without even Parker to guide their possessions. They looked poised to put up a fight this series and now there’s no chance.

How the fuck is Kawhi landing on Zaza’s foot ‘Zaza Pachulia came down hard on Kawhi Leonard’s foot’?

Can’t believe the Warriors would stoop to that kind of dirty play. Watch it. Zaza undercuts him after the shot was taken. Disgusting.

I hate the fact that I have been reduced to appealing to the morality and conscience of Republican congressmen

Hearing the fan yell, “You ain’t about it, bro!” really made me want to see what kind of visor he was wearing.

You put Jordan’s personality, work ethic, other intangible, etc. into Eddie Jones’s body and you have Michael Jordan. You can play that game all night. Dwight Howard, at his peak, was imitation Shaq.

Why should he need insurance? He hasn’t been a threat to anyone driving in 5 years.

How does a brother fit in the Audi

Boy, the Warriors are going into that “first-season Heatles” heel mode arent they?