Brady is going to retire, the Patriots are going to sign Josh Rosen, he’ll take over as the starter, and lead them to victory in the first Super Bowl that literally nobody watches.

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.

My wife’s superpower is she can fall asleep instantly anywhere anytime.  She goes on nap tours of the house on the weekends.  I am jealous, as a card carrying insomniac I barely sleep at night.

Thank Christ they held on. I’ve got my usual seats for Game 3 in DC (first home WS game in a fuck load of years, don’cha know) and I wasn’t looking forward to the possibility that they might be down 2-0. Oh, the two tix only cost $647 face value. They’re behind home plate in the 200 level, but wow.

Hey cool, I was reading this article and some video suddenly starts saying “Welcome to Antiques Shit Show, where we see if your shit is worth shit.” The seven-year-old sitting next to me wasn’t that happy about the profanity. Fuck you whichever bean-counter at Deadspin thinks auto-playing videos with sound is a good…

fucking AWFUL

Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker....

This has been my long running theory about Belichick. I don’t think he spends 160 hours crunching tape. I’d be surprised if he stays in the building past, like, 9pm preparing for a good team. His entire approach suggest that he realizes a good portion of the NFL is run by clueless, hapless jerks who are completely…

Yeah, I have a really hard time labelling Belichick a genius when the rest of the league is just so goddamn stupid. Land of the blind, one-eyed man, etc.

If only the Giants had been able to pull this off in the 2015 as well, making a four-year Super Bowl cycle of 2007, 2011, 2015, 2019.

Astros seem to employ the Trump administration PR defense system when they get in the media crosshairs for their mistakes. Shielding Verlander from that Detroit reporter. Now this denial in the face of multiple witnesses. I was going to be pulling for the Nats because I adore Scherzer and I want to see him win a WS…

i’m going to paraphrase what I usually say about cities and racism:

I mean, Bill Belichick smiled. On camera. Shit like they makes you think an orphan was probably sacrificed to the deep ones somewhere near the stadium. The possibility of actual ghosts should not be overlooked.

Gase: “It’s okay, Sam. I see the ghosts, too.”

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take…

As this was the first time in a long while I watched the Monday Night Football broadcast, I have to give a lot of credit to the commentary team. Booger McFarland was a pretty pleasant surprise, had really good chemistry with Tessitore and even managed to provide some neat insight in to the plays.

Didn’t expect this game to turn out to be a moral victory for Luke Falk.

Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker

lol, Domingo German and Aroldis Chapman are in the same boat as Osuna, and I’m guessing Brett Gardner isn’t stumping for Elizabeth Warren. Meanwhile, Yankee fans were actively assaulting the Astros’ players and fans throughout the series. You couldn’t have picked a worse counterexample.