The question is even harder now when all their “exclusives” are console exclusives and are coming to PC too.

Cool As Ice is must-see viewing.

That’s not Bigfoot.  That’s Darrell.

We need to talk about “we need to talk about” headlines. They’re the most Jezebel thing about Jalopnik. Just stop.

This guy really lives in your mind rent free huh?? Everyday its another complaint or nag about him. Can we get back to things like the top 10 lists we all used to love?? Im tired of seeing what he ate for breakfast or what shoes he decided to wear. The AMG GT Black Series was just shown off, why cant we read about…

Counterpoint... maybe we need to talk less about Elon Musk.

Therapeutic Blackface?

I thought Jalopnik might be the one hold out where I could get somewhat of a break from the shit that is going on in our world now and just focus on car articles. Guess that’s over now. 

Ugh. Guess what happens when you protest in the street? Hmmm. I wonder?  

People who dont stand in the middle of the road get hit 0% of the time. True story.

“During the night, Badu sang Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit,”

I’m so over the NFL and Kaep.

Really makes all of those “This title was created by a diverse team...[etc.]” messages at the beginning of every Assassin’s Creed and Far Cry title seem pretty disingenuous. I also find it kinda funny that they’re encouraging specifically internal applicants to improve editorial diversity when one of their issues is a…

Thanks for the suggestion! We’re always looking for ways to improve the format, so I’ll regroup with the team and discuss this idea. 😊

Thanks for the suggestion! We’re always looking for ways to improve the format, so I’ll regroup with the team and…

As much as I personally appreciate the sex toys, I wish there were a way to display (or share with work colleagues...) a version of Inventory without the toy posts. I used to share posts with deals people were looking for. Now I really can’t. Hopefully it’s pretty clear that HR would frown on that.

As much as I personally appreciate the sex toys, I wish there were a way to display (or share with work…

I think I would care about GTAO if Rockstar added more to the map. I don’t care about the next $4,000,000 car. I want to explore. The fact that it’s now being re-released for another generation makes me somehow hate it even more.

Holy shit, that picture of the guy on the couch with the woman looking on in utter gear worship is poison. It’s maybe half a step up on the craven marketing scale from advertising smokes children.

It’s, weirdly, a good sign, because of separation of church and state. The ad department and editorial department should never influence each other.

Hera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wedge and Hera!