1. Stop cleaning your hull.

1. Stop washing your hands.

“Maybe you remember Fantasy Island, though no one would blame you if you didn’t.”

Loved Goonies as a kid. Made the mistake of watching it as an adult. What a bowl of shit. 

As a kid, I used to combine PB and maple syrup.

I have not done that, but have made PB and choc. sandwiches though!

Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

I eat Jif straight from the jar with chunks of good dark chocolate as a scoop. None of that natural peanut butter crap, it has to be smooth Jif.

It would be taking a dollop of Sue Bee Spun Honey on the end of a knife and then sticking it in a jar of JIF, digging out a clump of PB on top of the honey and eating it off the knife. Rinse and repeat. Also if Sue Bee is not available, squeeze honey out of bottle into JIF container in small bits and dig out with…

So, I did it at last, my Takeout inspired meal. I made a compound butter with porcini powder and soy sauce and had it with rib steak. I also sauteed mushrooms as a side, and turned about 2/3rds of them into a mushroom cream sauce to have over rice. Not pictured is the artichoke I had for my proper veg.

the real one has emotions? :O

that’s the spirit. 

I’m not tired of talking about race. This morning, I was walking my dogs and ran into an acquaintance who expressed surprise at how good my old lady skin looks, and my butt. Race! Yesterday I had a colonoscopy, and had to have a bunch of biopsies. Race again! It comes up in all kinds of ways (i guess my butt did, too.)

you would have to be careful that you didnt end up looking like The Violator from Spawn

Except that tencent also has a sizable share of the international movie business.

Because look at what they make them wear! 

1. Dick move to make me look for information somewhere else because you’re playing a video game.

Cool, let's just let everyone decide for themselves how property that doesn't belong to them should be used. What could possibly go wrong?

HE TOOK OFF HIS SANDALS?