Why is it called Mad Max if he isn’t in it?

You can eat that shit all day if you like.

The Half Smoke at Ben’s Chilli Bowl is to die for! SO GOOD!

TL;DR: As it should. It is hot garbage.

Karma... You can’t remake a perfect game. 

Agreed, still looks like the shitty VR from the early 2000s

Feminism allows women to be anything they want, and yet most choose to be whores.

Even more reason she deserves the time. 

A Queer Reimagination of Cats? Wasn’t Cats Gay AF already? 

Probably not a vaccine injury.

Cue the sad trombone

You gotta remember, these are the BIG BRAINS at Gizmodo writing these articles.

Gee I wonder why

Wow, this is the only positive spin article I have seen on this disaster so far, which leads me to believe it is sponsored content.

A pandemic is not going to happen over an STD

Especially since it is an STD

No one is getting these wales pregnant, especially at a WNBA game. 

Umm the fat dude in the yellow shirt is black.

What can he say about Oprah that already hasn’t been said? I mean she’s fat and is a Weight Watchers spokesperson, gives marriage advice and has never been married, and gives parenting advice even though her womb is barren. Did I miss anything?

His only response should be” Fuck you, bitch”