This game will suck a bag of assholes.

Time to update this list... you still have Hitman 2 on it.

This game will be a pile of hot garbage. Get Woke, Go Broke.

RIP 3rd Street Saints

... but the vaccine works.

Good thing for Lucasfilm they made that content “Legends” (hopefully what happens to the latest trilogy)

I find it amazing how black folks can get away with such blatant racism in 2021.

https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-ICE-45-Serve-2-Quart-Cream/dp/B000F94GPQ

You won your race bait clicks today sir.

You forgot Alexa can play Skyrim

Thank god that Greyson isn’t working here or else we’d have another 1000+ word article on how he now has to go back to spankcams.com now.

Her?

Hunter Biden approves of the Bluvy

Hunter Biden approves of the Bluvy

Isn’t that racist? It is racist to ask for ID to vote, why would this be any different?

Sad Giz no longer works Jason into every story photo like in F13 years past.

Bobby’s 6th Yacht ain’t gonna gas up by itself... Pffft

Watching this first episode reminded me of watching The Last Jedi. What If...? More like WTF...?

I want to know what kind of drug you were on while you were watching this dumpster fire?

Correction, 8/3/2022, 7:52pm ET: This post has been edited to note that Darth Vader is who threw Palpatine down a shaft on the second Death Star, not Luke Skywalker—an error we regret but which also gives us maybe the most io9 correction of all time. 

Until it does #COVID #GAINOFFUNCTIONRESEARCH