You seem like a really miserable cunt.

Curious why this isn’t on Kotaku?

Seth Rogan is aging like a discarded sack of potatoes.

Sounds like replacing LeBron with a Walk-On

You’re a sad piece of shit.

Girl Scouts should set up in-front of Marijuana Dispensaries.

I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.

I was really surprised that Star Wars was a no-show.

Aww suck it PS Crybabies

Underwear with dickholes

Money and “Opinions are like Assholes, everyone has one”.

Yes... Lets cancel another person that does not believe the same things I believe... Fucking Retards

And you choose Kill, Die, Repeat as the thumbnail for “Summer Blockbusters”? That movie FUCKING SUCKED!

Well that depends entirely, on the version you buy and the subsequent microtransactions you make throughout your time playing it.

Oh, I hope there is a mission to pay off the Cartels, so festival goers do not end up in barrels of caustic fluids.

Oooh I hope they add in a mission to pay off the Cartels so festival goers don’t wind up in metal drums of caustic liquid.

So you are that shitty at video games, that you look forward to skippable boss fights. Can I bang your girlfriend tonight?

You sound a bit butthurt about this.

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Twitch is just narrowing the lanes in the content they deem acceptable, its a private company, get over it. Go jerk off on cam girl sites, Grayson, you know you have accounts on those sites.