Curious why this isn’t on Kotaku?

WAPs in abundance

Seth Rogan is aging like a discarded sack of potatoes.

Sounds like replacing LeBron with a Walk-On

You’re a sad piece of shit.

Girl Scouts should set up in-front of Marijuana Dispensaries.

I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.

Never
A
Straight
Answer

I was really surprised that Star Wars was a no-show.

Aww suck it PS Crybabies

Underwear with dickholes

I find it depressing how many “functioning adults” NEED anti-depressants. 

What, no already established franchise willing to have you give them the “JJ Touch” like you did with the two “Star” franchises? Diet Spielberg sucks.

The same China that “accidentally dropped” a rocket from space to Earth last month, is actually sending people into space?

Money and “Opinions are like Assholes, everyone has one”.

Yes... Lets cancel another person that does not believe the same things I believe... Fucking Retards

And you choose Kill, Die, Repeat as the thumbnail for “Summer Blockbusters”? That movie FUCKING SUCKED!

Well that depends entirely, on the version you buy and the subsequent microtransactions you make throughout your time playing it.

Oh, I hope there is a mission to pay off the Cartels, so festival goers do not end up in barrels of caustic fluids.

Oooh I hope they add in a mission to pay off the Cartels so festival goers don’t wind up in metal drums of caustic liquid.