Hard Pass

I am really looking forward to all of the Winne the Pooh costumes at BlizzCon

As long as little boys get caught masturbating to it, mothers will complain, especially since they are owned by Amazon. 

That is usually the end result of insubordination. 

#LearnToCode

Nice!! On another note, why is Kotaku’s home page keep asking me to translate from Vietnamese?

FYI, the Razer Phone is sold out.

FYI, the Razer Phone is sold out.

So it is meant to mimic a real office worker, with bad posture, a double chin and saggy tits?

TL;DR: I’ve been asking that question my entire life.

Your list is utter bullshit, without The Grateful Dead, on it.

But will it SharePoint?

I was able to get a year of Game Pass for $70 last Xmas, add on $1 for the Outer Worlds on PC for the WIN!

I’d buy that for a dollar!!

Let’s not forget how important the Kinect was for the entire makeup that was and is the Xbox One.

GrubHub has had a pickup option for a few years now.

TL;DR: Save that shit for the bathroom

Enter C-3PX

...but does she talk about her breakup with Captain America?

TL;DR: Yes.

Fuck Aunt Becky