If I wanted a movie review from shitty sports blog, I would have asked, but I guess opinions are like assholes.

Xi Jin Ping has a small penis

Gotta give them credit to being late to both the Chicken Sandwich party, and now this...

Future Corporate Housing.

If Massachusetts ever elects another Kennedy, they will get everything they diverse.

The fact that anyone takes Pimp Daddy Al, seriously, amazes me.

Pass, fuck Google. They have no business in the “Mobile Provider” sphere. Besides, they will drop support for Fi the same way they will drop support for Stadia.

But how are the acoustics?

You can enjoy seat 27B, I will sit guilt free in 7A thank you very much.

A version of the game no one asked for, cool. Hopefully it is better than Monopoly Socialism. 

China doing what China does best.

Office Lens is great for capturing whiteboards or presentation slides.

I feel sorry for you, Ethan, for drawing the short straw and having to cover this tremendous pile of shit.

He was “Vince Foster’d”

Welcome to Kotaku lol

Whoops, the last paragraph, my bad

Which Trans individual was attempting to explain? Are you saying Reily is a Transsexual?

I pirated this game at launch because I knew it could not live up to the hype it was creating, I guess I will re-pirate it in 2 weeks to see if One Man’s Lies can truly turn into No Man’s Sky.

More Kotaku creating controversy where there is none... Kudos!