JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Every last cast member knew what they signing up for when they hitched their wagons to a vile, racist, pig. Now they’re forever tainted with the stench of Rosanne. They all got what they deserved.

Or, ya know, one of two currently British monarch’s weddings to a woman of color for the first time. This particular Royal has done a ton of work for charities, specifically ones that work for injured military service workers. Most of the guests inside the castle were there because of their work with charitable…

She’ll always be Marita Covarrubas to me - so I’m always suspicious.

Sure! No choices that are too obscure or anything though, I’m afraid.

My vote is North By Northwest, although I really like West Side Story as well. There’s really nothing like a Saul Bass title sequence.

She was on an episode of “The Cosby Show” called “Eat, Drink and Be Wary.”

Tipper Gore needed that Burt Reynolds Cosmo centerfold tacked above the bed to get through her serviceable-at-best bi-monthly marital relations with Al.

But people who remember the Jack Benny show are all dead now so lets just go with this

There’s not going to be a dry eye in that theater when “Won’t You Be My Neighbor” premieres.

Any chance she’s selling this snazzy Lucille Austero jacket?

Take all the guns.

Yeah Judith Light definitely had the flashier role, but Mike Farrell’s acting was so layered and nuanced, it’s almost easy to forget that he’s acting. TBH he was the breakout character of the episode.

That looked like a horrible house for old people.

Maybe he’s not going because he’s an introvert and he’s got a Brooklyn house party to attend

1. Mrs. Slattery

who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

Damn Jonathan Demme because every time I hear American Girl I think about the poor young woman who is about to be kidnapped by Buffalo Bill.

And that’s too bad, because it’s a great song.