Dirtbags.

I hate this mealymouthed little turd and his stupid orange puffer vest too. 

His stories like that never fail to make me weep with laughter. "True Detective" from "Naked" is my all-time favorite. Helpless with laughter.

And he's 80- he's probably peeing all the time.

So it doesn’t sound like he made her go to the movies- sit in the front row next to him as he guffawed while smoking a cigar, stuck his thumb in her mouth, or he didn’t lash himself to the undercarriage of her Toyota Camry in order to horn in on a girls’ weekend. I’m a little disappointed that this 80-year-old new dad…

I go into pretty much every episode pulling for the host and grading on a curve. I thought Nate did a great job. He carried the Washington sketch. I didn’t notice any nerves- his delivery was consistent with how he does stand up. Which I really love. How cool for him to be in an episode with literal rock stars and…

Yes.

Ya I think in the modern Me Too world, this story does not hold up to sunlight. I remember loving “Elvis and Me.” But now- she was fourteen. Fourteen. Not old enough to drive or vote or enter into any kind of legal contract. This is not the love story that I guess she thinks it is.

It feels like she is trying to see just how much humiliation this man can take. I really hope Will Smith has someone who cares about him and supports him because his wife is looking to break him.

Jada Pinkett Smith will never divorce him because nobody gives a shit about Jada Pinkett. 

Fuck.

Mel Gibson? HARD PASS

Well I mean at least he didn't really affect American culture and influence record sales - reads article again - oh wait..

In Spite of It All, Jill Duggar Portrays Her Dad Jim Bob as a Pretty Swell Guy in Memoir

He seems like a barrel of laughs.

Nobody's gonna mention Cousin Richie casually hanging out with Hollywood elite?

It reminds me of Oprah re Bill Cosby. Oprah has dedicated a huge amount of her time shining a light on sexual abuse. But never said one peep about Bill Cosby. Who is a close personal friend. Not one word.

Okay so stop feeding her- now! Duct tape her to her cot. Same with the other broad. If she was stupid enough to end up in jail, she doesn’t get anything anymore. Wasn’t that her thinking with her 6 year old? Hope she likes it hot because DC is going to feel like the North Pole compared to where she’s going.

I miss Kendall Roy every day. Well, him and Braden Holtby.

This would make a great reality show..