Baseball Cap Etiquette Primer

I loved every second of this. Quibble- move the song about Grandma's boyfriend more toward the end because that kid is a CLOSER. 

The elf sketch reminded me of when the kidnapped girls were rescued in Cleveland. Jump to 2:17 in the clip below. Eddie was great in that and it seemed like he was really getting into his groove by then.

I would accept "died of a broken heart because the cool kids were mean to him."

I'll take dying of natural causes in prison for $200, Alex.

Meet the new dross... same as the old dross.

I’m an old and I will be taking my dad. But just curious- any chance Jason Bourne kills a bad guy with a magazine? Asking for a friend...

Cynthia starts around 1:30 and I was done. God given talent. JHud and Cynthia- just- wow.

JFC nobody caught "toe headed" in the first story? Come on!

I loved “Celebrity Ghost Stories”. It was surprisingly well done. I had to watch while folding laundry in broad daylight in order to steel myself into watching. The Mykelti Williamson one scared the shit out of me. And yes I am a big baby. Although it turns out I can only enjoy celebrity ghost stories. I have no time…

I see what you did there.

I’m going to bring the room down, I know. But I mean Jackie O held her husband’s brains in her hands. And raised 2 functional adults after that. So she gets a lifetime even posthumous pass from me. Also I am always enviously impressed with anyone who looks like they have their shit together. And she was davoom. I like…

For the love of God, please change that header picture. It's embarrassing to share!

This is so much better than the impeachment. THANK YOU 

I read this with my son a few years ago and we loved it. Pippi is such a badass.

Look I will vote for whomever gets the Democratic nomination. Even Marianne Williamson. Because any one of our bozos would be a gazillion times better than President Dumbshit. But I love Hillz and Joe B. I just do.

I learned this on my ukelele. Obsessed. 

Hot take - she is a child that it turns out they don’t want. They rent “Orphan” and are like - THAT’S IT! Get her set up in an apartment and leave before the sun comes up that day. They just walked out and left it all behind them.

NEEDS MOAR WALTON GOGGINS 

Okay so I haven't seen that one yet. :)