Go back to your closet, Tom.

At eclectic idiot

How do you know?

I went to the movie theater for Tree of Life, I saw Thin Red Line on DVD. Case closed.

At chaos reigns
Yes, Beyond the valley of the dolls was campy sexual fun, HA HA HA HA HAHAAHA. Oh god. you're actually saying that Roger Ebert knows more sexy fun  than Michael Bay, god this is so stupid. Oh it has the balls to be agrressively sexual, and yet Roger decided to bash so many other movies for being exactly…

My opinion is not one that is being written professionally for an online website, there's a difference.

WRONG!

No, WRONG!

I know I'm not el dumbass, I'm hardly the fanboy. My time isn't taken up much with this, so I'm not wasting much. I never said I liked any of you, and yes I call you the onion av club, or the Biased Club.

At el gorcho, the raid: redemption of course because Asia knows how to do action movies. But really so do us, it's just we don't want to admit that because to you snobs most of today's action movies are shit.

Resistance is futile, ha.

At Colonel nonsense,
Nope, I'm calling a mutiny on you and taking over this ship, Crimson Tide style.

At UMD,
yes you can stand by all those movies but mostly those are all on the critic's approval list.

At el Gorcho
You can't get behind it because, that's just your opinion, others don't have that opinion, I don't have that opinion.

At UMD, hardly Bay hasn't had tits in his movie in any compacity, maybe slutty outfits and ass shots. Probably the closest to a tit shot would be either Bad Boys II or this movie. The Rock had a rough sex scene, but I don't remember much being shown. Plus, to me there's more than explosions to it, you just don't see…

At Real Irwin
I like Ford Francis Coppola, Ridley Scott, I liked Tony Scott before the 00s, Steven Sodenbergh, Peter Jackson, Spielberg, Tarantino, Rodriguez, Woo, Kurosawa, Kubrick, Eastwood, Carpenter again pre-00s, Coen Brothers, Fincher, Michael Mann, I have reservations about Oliver Stone, the man makes…

Yes, but those are normal action movies for critics to say they like. Oh Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, oh like that's not going to be on the list.

At alurin
I'll give you that much, only that much.

Like I care, I change half your names into something else anyway.

At Lurky
Besides a backyard, I can go to a forest or a jungle and get the same sense of awe or watch 2001 again.