Do you understand how worked up you are about sportsball, right now?

No one is rooting for injuries and you don't understand how jail works. 

And yet, here you are, taking everything way too seriously. 

I do like Alex Smith and feel guilty about my reaction

I am one of the very foolish Giants fans gaining confidence. 

Anyone else just Google if either Charlie O Finley or Sacratomato exists?

As the lore goes this is one of the ways he warms up

Yeah, Luke Walton is definitely running the show out there. 

I feel stupid missing this joke. 

An underappreciated gif

Really gone downhill after the roadrunner piece

Our backup QB was arrested for nearly hitting an officer with his car is all the distraction necessary to keep Eli under center for the rest of the year. 

Jason Witten: Hmm. (writes onto hand)

Never go full Rutgers

So cringe to see Wilson try and be friends with teammates

In no way is pitch count either sabermetrics or advanced statistics. It's literally the number of pitches. 

Lil Wayne probably uses both hands, so...

That must have been traumatizing for children in attendance. You’re better than that, Spanish.

Is this just how coaches dress down there?

I think you are underestimating the defense that some rabid psychos will definitely end up making.