It looks like the contrast is broken on my monitor.

Do you think there is a better chance of the Angels winning the 2017 World Series or Rob Schneider ever winning an Academy Award?

It is confusing what you’re missing, here. He never said “irrelevant”.

First thing I thought of, but it’s my first time back at work in a fortnight and nothing is processing correctly.

I’m trying to think of what else that could happen at the World Darts Series which deadspin would cover.

I hope he signs on somewhere. His failure brings joy to so many

I know what he’s looking at and I wish I could tell him that dragon can’t drive for shit, no matter what she claims.

Or that it’s breaking news

...something to do while pooping at work.

Toxicology report is probably part of it.

I think we need more movies like Nice Guys. Maybe not as long or with that many bullets. But the tone and having people who aren’t typically funny, being funny.

I’ll agree with all three.

The question is “how does she sit like that?”

One of the strangest Google’s I’ve ever done.

He was one of my mother and my favorite players in the 90s playing on the Crash Line. I eventually lost interest in hockey but my mother still talks about Peluso crying on the bench in the waning seconds of the 95 finals. He wasn’t the most skilled player and so it was touching watching him, where winning the Stanley…

It isn’t something I haven’t thought this year, to be honest. They’re actually really comparable and I don’t know the problem with doing so

This is like when Little finger turned his back on the Starks even though he loved Catelyn.

I mean, remember when Sufjan Stevens said he would write an album for each of the fifty States. We can’t think it won’t happen. We need to just shift our perspective so that we can see that Martin is as fucking unproductive as SUFJAN FUCKING STEVENS.