I do not believe he and Cruz got fined for their 9/11 themed cleats and I am 100% in on signing philanthropic messages. He could have been doing that all year and I would not know, though, admittedly.

You need to meet some new criminals!

What kind of stupid question is that?

Remember Gawker?

Still prefer it to playing a full round.

As someone with less than one townhouse, I feel like I need at least one more detail.

That guy has NO PROBLEMS with mixtapes. Straight fire

As someone with a child who may look up to these athletes, cool....

Plus there was nothing in the lost and found after, since the pocket to person ratio was 6 to 1.

“Hey Christian, this is Leonard. Not sure if you decided to play in your bowl game, but if you don’t, could we announce at the same time? Would save me a lot of questions about my character. Thanks!”

Dozens of Jaguar fans approve with the move.

“Just put some ketchup on it.”

Do you know what a Straw Man argument is?

You want him to play without gloves to prove a point to you? Or to Giants fans?

I think because it was only a four yard gain.

He absolutely will try and catch a ball without using his hands at some point in his career

If the Jets don’t make the playoffs, I think that Bowled won’t be back as the Jets head coach next year

They really should have released this Sooner.

I second “the Reverse Cowboy”

I love how the Russian writers in that era all tore each other down. I finished the first two of Frank’s books about Dostoyevsky last year and your use of “Diss Track” is right on point.