Why the fuck am I up later than her on Election Night?

Nice save at the end

I never considered anyone titty fucking during biblical times. This is why I kinja

Please God, don’t be related to the election.

The Mets let him be himself. As long as himself wasn’t a center fielder.

Let’s face it, 2017 isn’t going to be worth it without non-president Trump actively tweeting

I think I like No Code more. I think it has the better songs while Yield plays through much better. And if I do not have an album on vinyl I am probably not playing it straight through very often.

People were pretty conflicted about Pearl Jam’s Yield album as well.

It bothers me more than it should how poorly tailored his suits are and always have been

He’s really luckyTrent Dilfer isn’t the one throwing it. Getting smacked with salmon hurts more than you would think and the smell takes forever to get out of Cashmere

To hungover voting! Sláinte!

I don’t usually post like this but I had a couple drinks after a considerably terrible Monday. Apologies

Who cares?

I have to hand it to you, that is the exact opposite of click bait. There is no way I am reading this post.

I am definitely stereotyping here, but those guys spend too much money on their hair to be the kind of Trump supporter a Trump supporter wants to align themselves with.

I still take a picture and make the same “I found her!!!!” joke every time I see a woman in a big red hat. It has never gotten old.

Two days and a wake up

See, the way I reacted to this story is the way I should have reacted to the story about Mets (my favorite baseball team) closer Jeurys Familia’s arrest for domestic violence.

Your move, Austin Rivers

Counterpoint: You’re wrong and it was the best show on this Fall.