Swipe keyboard. Also, might be one of the reasons it is not a full time job.

I do not know if you follow international rugby or if you’ve heard of Sebastien Chabal, but you definitely would not have if he did not have a beard.

I don’t mind Bill Simmons, as a writer.

Sure did! Added the same reference

I missed the edit window, but was going to say that

Why does the word micturate exist, when urinate exists?

Well, at least this is probably the last post about him, which means no more staring at the screen thinking of some Chaka Khan joke which won’t land.

Oct 9, 2016 Cleveland OH - Josh Gordon looks at the Cleveland Browns uniform hanging in his locker. “Nah, I’m good”.

He then went to stand next to the bride and revealed a shirt reading “Why Never Me?”

That’s an odd take

It’s shocking how the comments on that Jay Caspian King article completely missed the point.

Notice how he’s not running with them, Drake

This sounds like something Bill Simmons would say, but do not trust a guy named after a hat. Esp a fedora.

I missed a joke, I think.

AIDS is about the best possible outcome from watching Rocky V.

Wow, the MLS does suck.

Surprisingly good video quality in Can-Am, including multiple angles.

Sir, I’ve been carded once. ONCE

I wonder if what we are going to start seeing is that these pitchers who reach the apex of the form are always going to have shorter, or injury plagued careers. Lincecum, Bonderman, Kershaw (I know it is still too early) et cetera...

Thank god. Most non soccer fans complain and joke about the “diving” or whatever, but the way an entire team crowds a ref is the worst part about watching a match.