It’s surprising that Republicans continue to offer damning soundbites on rape and abortion when they’re clearly clueless.

Congratulations on your recovery!

Yeah, the only thing that worries me is the introduction of a kid into things. A kid ain’t an “anchor” in the sense that many folks think.

I went to rehab for cocaine as well, I’m approaching a year and I’ve basically had to reduce a lot of things in my life that feel like I’m performing for people (work events, stepping down from roles in friends weddings, summer BBQ’s, dates). I can’t imagine being a literal a performer struggling with cocaine abuse.…

I used to work at Prospect Studio on a talk show above a well known casting agent. A producer told me that Omar was downstairs. I ran downstairs knocking over several people, and Michael was on his phone. I was geeking out and he ended his call and gave me a deep and very warm hug. He didn’t have to do that for a fan.…

Allow me to introduce you:

Federal fraud in healthcare is so common that I wonder why I ever doubted my abilities when applying to high levels jobs involving it. Literally the first thing you learn about government money, even outside business, is that it has to be paid back if they found out it’s not being used for what they gave it to you…

Aside from the usefulness of nutrition in the learning process itself, and the question of punishing children for their parents’ failure (whatever the reason) to properly comply with a bureaucratic process, and the psychological benefit  of de-stigmatizing this form of aid, and any speculation about the motives for…

Never forget what Mittens Romney said at a fundraiser where he didn’t think he was being recorded:

On a more serious note, I suspect these Mensa members didn’t realize nor calculate that there would be a revenue loss to their Ebenezer Scrooge idea. The district will not get funding for food they stopped serving.

I was about to say, there’s absolutely no fucking reason that any child should have to pay for food when they go to school.

And in the slightly more civilized parts of the country:

I’m going to go ahead and guess that you don’t share the same feelings about alcohol/caffeine/sugar etc?  

I wanna repost mine too. I believe it went something like:

Can’t imagine what he’s going through. I hope they find her safe and soon.

That man is a fucking grifter. Yall should listen to the Scam Goddess episode about him. 

I grew up in NJ on Drake’s “cakes” - Devil Dogs, Funny Bones, Yodels. And Hostess Twinkies and Fruit Pies. They were delicious back then and my cash- strapped mother of four loaded up on them at the local outlet stores. Is it any wonder I am a sugar addict? But the last time I had a Twinkie, nearly twenty years ago,…

I’d have to steal something without frosting. Unless I’m seeing pound cake without frosting down in the left hand corner, it must not have been me.

I might do time for some PB Crunch bars.

I’m still at Whitey...and why is it capitalized?!?