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Nope, sorry.  You bringing this up is fake news about the fake news they used to totally burn Adam Scott.

Especially when, if you follow that logic, he later became either president or first husband/man (I recall that was sort of left ambiguous).

Conservative humor is just plain bad when they try something other than punching down on minorities.

Honestly, I was wondering what that photo really had to do with ADAM SCOTT. It’s a fictional news article about a fictional character that Adam Scott played on TV a half decade ago at the latest. But then again, these fuckers have to be master actors to say the things they say with a straight face. Kinda like Alex

Amy Poehler told them to fuck off through the almighty channel that is Nick Offerman.

My favorite is the imaginary“War on Christmas” in the form of a Starbucks cup or a “Happy Holidays” greeting.  

It’s not bad if it’s done fast and raucous like the drinking song melody its based on.

That’s my brother....he seriously believes flags should be displayed by everyone. (Ok bud that’s a little fascist, but you do you) He kept bugging me about my insufficient amount of patriotism, so the last time he visited I made sure I had a pride flag flying. 

I’ve written them off. I’m told we should engage them in meaningful dialogue, but no....fuck them all. 

It’s incomprehensible gibberish yet this guy got elected on “he just tells it like it is!” I don’t know how these people put their pants on in the morning.

The anthem sucks too. Have you ever heard of anyone saying “Pass me the AUX cord, I wanna play the anthem” on a road trip? 

The motherfucker can’t even stand like a normal human. His face sets off the uncanny valley in me, he barely LOOKS human.

They don’t. They think “He’s having to push back against all these savages, that’s why he looks unhinged! I look like that all the time, especially when my wife makes me beat her.”.

I still can’t understand how anybody can watch the way Trump behaves and think “yep, that’s good and normal.” If the guy who grooms my dogs behaved like this, spoke like this, tweeted like this... I’d find a new guy to groom my fucking dogs. And I’m not even talking about the abhorrent racism and xenophobia and

Call me weird, but the right’s constant screeching about the flag as if it’s got some kind of magical powers and loses them when people don’t treat it like a god is probably my favorite “culture wars” thing to laugh at them about. Like, it’s miles ahead of guns, abortion, prayer in schools, whatever else. They cannot

You and I both know he just forgot that part.

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Trump - Friend of The Blacks and The Gays.

I’m seriously surprised he didn’t make a comment about her being a lesbian.