I don’t mind the daughter, end-of-Season-2 histrionics aside. Hard to imagine reacting any other way when your mother tells you your father is from the 18th Century.

OK yea there are hella problematic parts...but....OH WELL. I’m all over this shit.

I don’t even care; I’m there for it.

I need a Carrie shower after reading it!!

Also- on a scale of 1 to infinity, HOW EXCITED ARE WE ALL FOR GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2 THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE EFFING AMAZING AND HILARIOUS!!!!!

How can I boycott that which I do not give patronage to?!?!?

Even the quotes, brief as they are, make me want to vomit a little.

Maybe Vogue should stop letting men write these cover stories.

Yup. I work in an ED. Life is heartbreaking. I legit had to tell a pre-teen his dad died, on Chrismas eve, this year. That was awesome /s. It was also not the only soul-crushingly depressing moment this year. You know what I want from TV? Maybe a little pathos, but mostly a butt-ton of action, pretty people with…

It’s not good. It’s not even a little good.

“You’re gonna need a bigger thread.”

I’m sorry, but look at this adorable little rat. How can you hate this guy?

Truth. Where’s the next Community/Parks & Rec/30 Rock? WHERE’S THE SNARK DAMN IT?

Dick and fart jokes!

The fireman brought the baby to the hospital so, since there happened to be an extra baby lying around, Mandy and Milo were allowed to just take it. They were sad about their missing triplet!

Ehhhh. I’m not saying I hate Tiffany but I don’t feel bad for her either. My feelings towards her are largely apathetic with a hint of derision.

Spoiled, rich, and supports her vile family members. Done.

Meanwhile Kellyanne is still showing her support for Ivanka’s fashion line..

Ugh Tiffany, melania and ivanka aren’t helpless innocent women held captive. They have agency. Tiffany trades on her name.

This was the backside of one of my women’s march signs: