Any time Team America, or Alec Baldwin, or Matt Damon is mentioned, my husband will drop what he’s doing and start doing this scene. And it never fails to make me laugh so hard I snort, which is why he does it.

I can’t tell you how often I have looked for the scene in order to post it as a response to someone on Kinja. Thanks for finding it!

Matt Damon, keep this kind of behavior up, and I will refuse to gay marry you when you finally meet me one day.

It just felt like the only reason they invited Effie to the panel was to check off the diversity boxes. Why have her there as the minority voice of you're not even going to listen to what she has to say?

I can’t even handle Affleck when he's acting.

By that he obviously meant “lower cut shirts.” Gross.

LOOK AT THESE RAD CHICKS I seriously wish I was this cool when I was their age.

I wish I was this cool NOW...

Fucking what the what?

Shitting on TV people: so classy.

No.

Oh yes. I personally like to go on a six-month-long bender once every five years, usually accompanied by some sort of personal/career crisis.

I’m 39 and I don’t feel old yet!

I turned 50 in January and I can confirm this.

i’m already tired of it.

- Caring whether a bar or a restaurant is cool.

I’m too old for many things. But I do them all in hopes that my body will react violently and shut down.

This is very good advice and I would like to follow it, but there are two cats sleeping on me now, so I will be staying in bed for the time being, a Do Nothing Bitch but not by choice.

She is so right. Guns in America are a women’s rights issue. I don’t know why we let men get away with turning our country into a real life kill-or-be-killed video game.

I’ll give Amy Schumer credit for taking her responses slowly. One tweet just after the shooting, saying that she was “heartbroken” by it, and then this one. It sounds like she may actually be doing research and putting some thought in to how best to respond.