Stern is usually a great interviewer but I was disappointed that he didn’t push Pitbull further on this. Why in the world is Chris Brown getting such a pass from everyone in the business?

Give me Mariah on her worst day singing over J. Lo on her best. (But yeah, the mighty has fallen an octave or two.)

So basically both Divas did what they do best:

WHAT??? That is so distinctly unCanadian. I’d have expected an apology from the airline, the baby, and the nation. Sorry, America. I jumped to conclusions.

“murdering an unarmed BLACK citizen” - You gotta murder the right kinda folk if you want a successful gofundme campaign. Don’t expect to get much support for shooting white people because that is your donor base.

Umm, Canada!

My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.

I’d argue it’s an inborn human trait.

If a dude can somehow get 55k to make potato salad... I don’t see why a woman shouldn’t get the same amount for having a baby.

Sometimes you gotta hustle, I guess.

In the same vein as volentourism photos of sorority girls with black children in developing nations.

/rant begin

Bet she has a black friend, too.

Dear Certain White People (you know who you are),

YOU LIVE IN RIVENDELL?! Holy shit.

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

drinking game for SOTU next year?

If I am calm it is only because I am taking the deep angry breath necessary to breathe fire.

Let's skip right over that bullshit discussion and talk about proper mental health treatment instead.

I'm aware this is focusing on NOT the point of the article, but... Street racing in a Prius? Really?