I hate to say it, but she’s in Pennsylvania, so I assume it was a puppy mill. My boyfriend and I couldn’t hide our reaction when his mom’s neighbor proudly told us they’d just gotten their adorable cockapoo puppy in Lancaster county.

I am reading a book about trauma called “The Body Keeps the Score” (it’s very good but also extremely graphic in detailing specific traumatic situations and I would advise anyone considering reading it to approach with caution).

You are missing my general point. There is no plausible way for him to make himself the victim in that relationship to the general public. He wasn’t being a stand-up guy. It would literally have been impossible for him to pull that off under the circumstances.

I know exactly how to stay monogamous in a partially long-distance relationship: Don’t become romantically involved with other people.

Soooo...am I only one who read “right from the tap” and envisioned Aimee lapping water from the tap while her cats wailed? Anyone? anyone? And NYC tap water is delicious.

No fucking kidding. How about instead of bashing her for climbing herself out of the pits of hell, we fucking congratulate her for coming out on top.

The headline and the commentary made it sound like Megan is acting like a spoiled Instagram brat who is taking advantage of an unlimited budget by insisting on a lot of peonies in her floral decorations. But actually it turns out she’s using peonies among a bunch of *other* spring flowers, and is choosing her…

Allison Mack be like:

Quick question. Am I the only one in the world who does not find Tom Hardy attractive?? It can’t just be it. It just can’t.

Do not trick me into clicking on a source again thinking it’s going to be a long overdue update on MC Hammer just to feel disappointment when I discover it’s actually about Armie Hammer. I do not give a fuck about Armie Hammer’s tracksuit.

Colbert has had a bunch of people on who shouldn’t be given that platform anymore, starting with Mel Gibson.

NOOOO: ““Xdolls is not a sex shop. It’s a place that generates money and where you rape a woman.””

I don’t have it with me but it’s over a hundred and fifty years old so I doubt you could find this one.

My dog sleeps in my bed and tells me where I can sleep which is not next to my husband because that is her spot.

Yes.

Oh good, I hope Rich writes something!

I thought that was gonna be about Tommy Lee Jones.

He’s only made one STELLAR movie and that movie is “Jackie Brown”

It takes some people time to truly believe...