Apparently something owned by a dude who committed genocide

Not going to lie, only clicked on the story so I could crap all over the headline’s complete lack of coherence.  Thank you for beating me to it and doing a better job.

Got me to click though.

Lol because this is great and i felt like i was having a stroke while reading the headline alone.

DID AI write this?

Not just the outline. What the hell does this mean?

Wow, that is an absolute dumpster fire of a headline.

I understand that times are tough for Jalopnik right now, but whoever is currently maintaining your site has made it nigh-unreadable. Whenever you scroll to the bottom of an article, it leaves the article and takes you to a random Root web page. It’s absolutely maddening and I won’t be returning until it’s fixed,…

Or it just teaches him to wrong better.  Because the way to fix a psychopath is to surround him with other psychopaths?

That’s only when black athletes make public statements about social issues.

How are you doing? It’s amazing. It’s so amazing. We should send you into, I’ve always said get some of these guys. I have a lot of friends in that world. I don’t know. I think, isn’t Roger Penske, like, a great guy? The guy won 20 Indianapolis 500s. This guy (pointing to Childress) wins all the time. I mean, we…

Of course, Democrats and Republicans alike speed, but the latter will more often cry freedom and all that rather than own up to the deed.

What’s really sad is that this is, apparently, the best that Arizona can elect.

And that’s why I’ll never run for president.

My grandmother was terrifying as a driver in her old age. But that wasn’t due to age. She was always a terrifying driver. Never once got a speeding ticket, either. She did get pulled over multiple times, but evidently had an incredibly high charisma stat, plus multiple charisma buffs.

Probably not since Trump would be much more likely to engage in road rage than any of their other guests...

Once he’s no longer the president, I’m sure the rules become more lax.  Sure, they don’t want him to drive, but it’s not like being in a car accident will result in a gargantuan headache for the entire country anymore.  Just the headline, “you’ll never guess which old man wrecked his corvette.”

It needs to be both much harder to get a driver’s license in this country and much easier to lose it.

You didn’t answer with a pun is what happened!