Well if you said “Vehicle” instead of car I would suggest a Harley Davidson.

These things sold like hotcakes the first two years it was out.

Anybody confirmed the whereabouts of Michael Douglas?

That is not how juvenile justice system works. Also the police cannot mete out justice.  I know of some kids who went to juvenile system and it is not an easy time for them.  

So your proposed solution is to reduce NASAs research budget so that you can have cheaper home internet options?

Global satellite internet was an inevitability. If it wasn’t Elon it would have been someone else. The Astronomers don’t have the money or the lobbyists to beat Big Internet.

All that said, fuck Elon with a splintered broomstick for so, so many reasons.

Elom: Get fucked everyone. No regulations and let me do whatever I want without consequences.

The first thing they should have done was have everyone line up to take a piss out one of the exists. Now you only need to bump 18 people, possibly less if half of the tourists got drunk for the flight home.

Most Michiganders love the fact that the Island is vehicle free and limits things like electric bikes. It’s part of the charm and history and one reason why people like to visit. Locally, this will most likely be viewed as a positive story than a negative. I sure do.

Or just read the rules and ride a regular bike.

Effort noted, but don’t quit your day job and go into standup comedy.

Tape them to their seat, finish the flight, move them to the jet way and everyone gets to punch or kick them in the junk on the way out.

United’s catering isn’t good

You had nothing to offer to the conversation, published it anyway.

Personally, I comment on Jalopnik threads.

What else am I supposed to do on the toilet? Read the backs of shampoo bottles and old Star magazines like it’s the ‘90s?

Yep. I may hate their guy that they swoon over, I just hate “mine” a bit less than theirs. I voted for Biden as after the primary that was the option that wasn’t Trump, don’t like or love by any stretch, just sucks a bit less. Have had coworkers try to rile me up and I just shrug as I don’t have a chubby for my guy…

Meanwhile, the GOP is nominating actual card-carrying Nazis to run for office under theiur banner.

I live in Texas, and I see ‘Biden Sucks’ and ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ stickers on cars all of the time.

My thought is always that it’s best to let those people be because there’s nothing anyone can do to damage them that they aren’t already doing to themselves.