Nice rant there....

Excellent idea, and a DeWALT styled paint job could look great too.

Good on you. And if St. Pete turns out to be a turtle, you’ll be in good standing on Judgement Day.

Should’ve parked in a ‘disabled’ spot for the few minutes a quick errant would take, a day when there were plenty of them available, and nobody would get inconvenienced. And have a friend or the wife stay with the car and be ready to move it, in case somebody made a fuss. (Them being Brits, I’m sure they’d forgive him,…

I’d go with my pockets stuffed with fireworks, just to surprise the crematorium staff.

Actually there is. If losing control of a vehicle because of swerving around a wayward animal, think of the cars occupants and pedestrians first. Potentially dying or killing in order not to hit an animal is crazy.   

Great username, though.

I’m as bewildered as you are.

No they won’t. They’ll blame Obama. Or Hillary.

Egypt doesn’t work that way. Two friends of mine rode around the world on a pair of old Nimbus motorcycles, and arrived in Cairo the very day all hell broke loose ten years ago. At some point they were surrounded by an angry mob that accused them of being Israeli spies, and the police decided to escort them to safety.

Face it, you had it coming....

Elected or not, if he’s a king he’s also a monarch, and the country is a monarchy. Actually electing monarchs instead of them inheriting the position sounds like a great idea (spoken by a Danish resident).

Been watching ‘V for Vendetta’ again, now have we?

Poor man wanna be rich
Rich man wanna be king
And a king ain’t satisfied
‘Til he rules everything

Both Ural, Dnepr and Chiang Jiang factories built trikes, albeit with only three wheels. There’s a Chinese one, however, that comes with nine wheels as standard. It costs $2,200 - in China. (Can’t find a picture of it, only of the five-wheeler - and that picture won’t even load: https://xwtricycle.en.alibaba.com/produc…

Can’t recall if it was the car you mentioned, but there was one car with a modified body that caught the attention of the scrutineers. After some discussion the team had the scrutineers go and measure a stock one in the parking lot out side the track - which of course was the team’s similarly modified car too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Bulge

Somebody tried that a few years ago, although at $165K it was a bit on the pricey side: https://www.morebikes.co.uk/news/10146/midual-type-1-review-world-first-ride/

Maintenance personnel has a habit of leaving graffiti inside empty parts of the massive wings, my favorite one being cave paintings. If the plane flies until 2097, it’ll be even more relevant.

I’d think about 74 million Americans would not consider the groping part much of a problem.