His secret service detail will drop every mustang owner as a potential threat

You forgot the pray the gay away license plate frame

Meanwhile, Pence would probably buy a Fusion S, specified from the factory with plastic wheels, no sunroof and a Jesus fish sticker on the back

Definitely NOT a good idea to be leaving keys in an unattended car. But I find it kind of odd that the officer decided to write a ticket when it seems like a warning would have sufficed. This is the kind of thing that reinforces the idea of there being a “ticket quota”.

Dude is 6', 300 lbs he wants something bigger than his Fusion. The ATS is tight on the inside.

Are we going to have 4 years of these stupid tweets or is some staffer going to muster up the balls to tell him to stop?

instead of bottled water I get things like water purification tablets/drops or the LifeStraw which has a built in filter so you can utilize other water sources that are not immediately safe to drink. Otherwise you CAN buy jugs of water but they take up a lot of space and you have to replace them like every year or so…

Goddammit I’m pooping right now and y’all are freaking me out.

It’s possible that modernization is what he means. The tweet is somewhat ambiguous. Which is why, as a general matter, nuclear policy is not an appropriate topic for Twitter.

He is stupid. Literally he is very very stupid. That is why.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

10:1 she drives a 90s Nissan Altima with dents in every panel and curb rash on all 4 wheels. Based on my experience with their owners. If instead it was a male who did this, I would bet that he drove a Dodge Ram.

“John survived, but Delbert did. John died last November at the age of 98. Today, remains will be interred in the remnants of Arizona’s No. 4 turret today, according to the Washington Post.”

Countries that want to project power/protect their foreign interests without causing World War 3, I guess?

In Mother Russia, Aircraft Carrier lands on YOU!

Ignorance is bliss. And if you don’t believe me, you haven’t seen all of the happy idiots who voted for Trump.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

The additional repairs were for the water intrusion into the drive motors, not the cosmetic damage.

It’s been a while (15+ years) since I bought one, but I believe what it gained you back then, at least, was a complete lack of dealer markup, at the ‘cost’ of not being able to haggle over the deal.