If it looks like I am dying from heat, become confused, disoriented, or unsteady, please do not remove all my clothes and do anything rectal to me. I'm saving myself for marriage.
One that was not even mentioned. you do NOT have to accept it as it sits. I go through and cross out what I do not agree with and initial next to the cross outs. Then ask them to make a photocopy and we both sign both copies, one is my copy.
@SteveCodes You do realize that you're being the exact type of person, he's referring to, right?