No you're not:

So anything thin and light with a silver look is copying Apple?

There's one way this could work. Make the tablet a very very low cost device (basically just a capacitive screen and a 600Mhz processor, wi-fi b/g, 256MB RAM, no inputs, no audio, etc). Offer it free with a "paper-free" subscription or even as a $20 extra.

"In the distant future, a spacecraft designed to use anti-protons (or other types of antimatter) as a fuel source could tap into this ring to top off its tanks and head out into the void"

While I doubt the pills are made entirely of "babies", I had someone offer to get me human growth hormone for body building. Supposedly the stuff comes from China and is harvested from cadavers. Obviously illegal and black market stuff. I wasn't 100% convinced he was being honest about being able to get the stuff but…

"NOW WHO HAS SOME COCAINE?"

The most surprising part were the dragons, I didn't think that part was generated! Prob would have been cheaper to use real baby dragons. Just sayin....

"it's not as open as it could be."

Precisely what I was thinking. Facebook was a foreign concept to most people when it started, so was Twitter, so was blogging. Google+ incorporates all those types of social media into a single entity, so it's familiar and the concept of how it's supposed to work and what it does already makes sense to people.

"mid-air space vacuum fighting scientists"

html5test.com

Then it's not running "stock android", but Moto's version.

"Doctors believe we'll develop a universal vaccine soon enough."

hear hear

It's just you.

Always plan for the worse.

RTA - "a solution of stem cell's taken from the patient's bone marrow"

Wow, I have no idea who told you that but they are wrong. Most likely what they experienced is the non-gmail server that was receiving the email took a very long time processing it. I'm not trying to be snarky here but it most likely was an exchange server or something like hotmail.

Epic! Truly EPIC!

Something tells me you like to jump on the sensationalist bandwagon and not realise that Google+ is still in the testing phase to work out issues and concerns just like this!