I hope that the fallout from this investigation hits Ivanka hard enough that she will never be able to run for public office.  Sam with her brothers.  They’ll probably always be grifters, but they should all be prevented from holding public office.

That’s a pretty high fee she gets for saying, “Daddy, let’s buy some property in Hawaii.”

*clears throat

Yup, which means that protesters will rightfully assume that anyone in a vehicle is trying to kill them, and will stand their ground.

How many times have I told you... HOLLOW EARTH! Where the hell do you think all these lizard people live!?

“In their defense...” Right, anytime I see something hovering in the air I haven’t seen before, I immediately decide it’s a UFO, too. Always jump to the most obvious conclusion.

Its a UAV with 5g spreading coronavirus so that Trump won’t get elected so the Democrats and libs can continue to practice pedophilia with Jared in the basements of Subway restaurants. Something something lizard people, something something flat Earth.

I’ll star that shit cause I don’t want to have to fight my neighbors in the streets.

i hope he fucking strokes and dies during the debates.

Congress is not in a standoff and Republicans and Democrats are not playing a game of chicken. This both sides-ism needs to stop. Republicans are holding the lives of desperate and in need Americans hostage because they don’t fucking care who suffers and who dies as a result of their inaction, especially if it will…

It would be really nice if outlets did not try to “both sides” this one. Republicans deliberately tabled this bill in bad faith knowing Dems could never accept it. Mitch McConnell admitted this himself. Dems wanted 1.3 trillion, GOP countered with 300 billion. That is not a compromise, that is an insult. Also the bill…

Nice to see that Bob Woodward kept all this information and recordings under wraps since hyping a book is more important than public health during a pandemic.

you know who else knew? All of us that didn’t vote for that bastard.

Donate here instead.

The other day I drove by a house with a boat in the yard on a trailer. The boat was flying a couple of giant banners for orange shithead, and the name on the side of the boat was “Double Standard.” I wanted to knock on the door and explain the concept of irony to them, but I’m scared of guns.

Congratulations America!

This is why I think that Covid-19 should be called the Trumps (like the Mumps). He needs to own this disease. He likes putting his name on everything anyway.

His neighbor is going to have to wear gloves and a mask while beating his ass.

Who woulda thunk that letting an idiotic conman in to the presidency would be a total disaster?

Airport workers just aren’t showing up for their shifts. And probably rightly so, since the higher ups are just fucking morons. There is incompetence everywhere and this virus is exposing it all. Employees coming in contact with possibly sick passengers without protective gear?