No, but Mike Doughty hates the rest of the band. Like, a lot.

Pretty sure that's never going to happen anyway.

Pretty sure that's never going to happen anyway.

That scene literally gave me chills of revulsion.  So I guess that means it was effective?

That scene literally gave me chills of revulsion.  So I guess that means it was effective?

I *really* disliked the show when it was originally on. The way everything went wrong in every episode really stressed me out and I just didn't find it funny. But by now I've seen all the episodes so there's really no more stress, and I find it enjoyable in a nostalgic/I know exactly what I'm getting kind of way. But…

I *really* disliked the show when it was originally on. The way everything went wrong in every episode really stressed me out and I just didn't find it funny. But by now I've seen all the episodes so there's really no more stress, and I find it enjoyable in a nostalgic/I know exactly what I'm getting kind of way. But…

The only thing I remember about The Catcher in the Rye is the phrase "roller skate skinny" which stood out to me because it formed such a clear image despite really not making any sense. The rest of the book I don't really recall (read it about 6 or 7 years ago). I think it just had too much of a reputation for being…

The only thing I remember about The Catcher in the Rye is the phrase "roller skate skinny" which stood out to me because it formed such a clear image despite really not making any sense. The rest of the book I don't really recall (read it about 6 or 7 years ago). I think it just had too much of a reputation for being…

Or maybe Brody's cell phone would've needed to be involved, requiring him to stay in the room with the VP while it happened.

Or maybe Brody's cell phone would've needed to be involved, requiring him to stay in the room with the VP while it happened.

Note the "placed within two inches of the test gear" as opposed to "hacked via satellite" or whatever was going on there.

Note the "placed within two inches of the test gear" as opposed to "hacked via satellite" or whatever was going on there.

Straight women don't necessarily have a problem with reading about/looking at beautiful women.

Straight women don't necessarily have a problem with reading about/looking at beautiful women.

Heh, I hadn't thought about that aspect of my story. A lot of our workplace banter is inappropriate. It just seems normal to me at this point.

Heh, I hadn't thought about that aspect of my story. A lot of our workplace banter is inappropriate. It just seems normal to me at this point.

I had a co-worker once who, while eating a kiwi, randomly declared "Kiwis taste like cum." (Apparently his wife told him that? I dunno.)  So that'd be an alternate way to interpret this song.

I had a co-worker once who, while eating a kiwi, randomly declared "Kiwis taste like cum." (Apparently his wife told him that? I dunno.)  So that'd be an alternate way to interpret this song.

It's interesting that you include Angry Johnny in the list of appropriate fast food background music, since that song always struck me as being as much about seduction as about murder ("I want to blow you [huge pause] away").