1.) BMW S70/2

You ruined it for all of us, Doug. You and your dumb antics.

Don't be scared of the more expensive maintenance schedules, this one is freaking worth it.

This is true. The Sierra Nevada Mountains do have a certainly "mountainy" look to them.

Unnoted!

Un-note, please! Love these articles.

Next question?

I guess Mr. Molinaroli lost control of his Johnson.........Hey-yooooooooooooo

Racetracks give me boners.

Calling Doug Demuro to the let's find the most unreliable car challenge!

I'm particularly interested in this question; I'm in the market for a relatively dependable car in the sub-$5000 range at the moment. :D

GO HOME TORCH YOU ARE DRUNK

I'm sorry Travis, I'm gonna let you finish, but these are the top five Montezemolo Ferraris OF ALL TIME.

As much as this is all satire, this is one I'd be more than happy to allow to exist.

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

This guy doesn't hit anything or cause any accidents, but I certainly don't want to get on track with him anytime soon. DAMN YOU DAMIAN!!!!! NEMESIS!!!!

If you watched this video, and have ears, but still wanted to comment on the climate control panel, you have problems.

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?

As a cyclist (and a driver), I always yield to the 2300+ pound object that can very easily kill me with no additional effort.

No, just fuck cyclists who blow through stop signs in front of me. Traffic laws apply to you too, fuckwits.