No, we don’t. The rich take far more from the poor than necessary already. At least they have the illusion of working for it. Royals being rich by an accident of birth is gross. We fought a revolution to keep those fuckers out of here.

“As AG, it is my duty to ensure that the laws of the United States are enforced,” Sessions said, “there is no greater good... than preserving and strengthing the impartial rule of law.”

Markle had prepared a lunch of organic greens, a crusty bread to be dipped in olive oil, and pasta tossed with chilies bought from “a little place called Terroni, which they have in L.A. and in Toronto. They’re really hot, but if you’re good with heat, then I think they’re going to be your new favorite thing . . .…

Right? I don’t get the hate on this, god forbid she be a shrewd business-woman.

Swifty here. You do you, Taylor. Make that money.

I think it is 100% possible that they made her do fertility testing.

To be fair, Bethenny Frankel is a sociopath, so I’m not entirely confident in her ability to psychoanalyze.

The whole ‘singer creates alter ego’ thing is something I have never understood. I don’t stan for Taylor, but she’s certainly a savvy businesswoman who knows how to create a catchy hook. I also like a lot of her stuff off 1989 & gained respect for her responses during the recent courtroom shenanigans. Good for you,…

This is extremely good silly fun.

Seriously, wtf is it with TS hate? She’s freaking 28 years old, she’s coming into herself as a person. And yeah, she’s channelling a different aspect of her personality. May I remind everyone that at her age Beyonce introduced Sasha Fierce?

I unironically love her. Not ashamed!

I am here for all of this!! TS for the win.

Tomorrow, in Texas...

Because he’s a fucking coward

Hillary would have pardoned him. Because they’re exactly the same, don’t you know? Three cheers for the world we live in now!

“It’s with a great amount of heartbreak barely concealed glee for the both us as we have decided to end our engagement enough time has passed that it won’t be quite as super-obvs what our intentions were. We gave this relationship our all as much as we felt we needed to in order to not be super-obvs and we are saddene…

but they seemed so happy

I think we’ve seen every housewife get her vagina waxed. But politics? That’s private.

The story itself contains quotes from sources who say similarly vague things like, “The marriage may be over,” and “Teresa’s...learned she doesn’t need Joe.”

If she’s married to Kevin James, it’s completely believable that she would fake her own death.