and Kimye sounds perfect.

I bawled at that part of the article.

ugh. I have a bulldog and I've faced some discrimination and stereotypes on account of his breed but you know what, this little girl got mauled and now she is missing an eye! Not the time or place to be upset over either for or against breeds if you ask me. How about we be upset by what happened to this little angle.…

Kris. Man, that woman is toxic.

I think he really really really loves her. It makes me nervous for him Bc I don't think she is capable of loving anyone beyond herself.

Every time I read about Amal and Clooney, I smile. However, I'm kind of nervous Bc if they do procreate, those munchkins will take over the world.

Eve is gorgeous. She always has been and probably always will be.

My dog says, "it's cool. Buster can win the cutest dog prize, I'm busy watching these other dogs. Get me a snack."

every time I see this gif, I get so turned on by this man who is prob like 80 now. Do you think he can still do that lip and eye roll simultaneously?

I work from home and I'm completely naked most days. The only concern I have is windows, UPS people and random solicitors. Put a sticky note on your camera incase the governments are watching. Obama and that NSA is watching you (I'm joking but seriously - sticky note it)

I thought that too at first.. with the bandages. I thought she was clever to take a crack at plastic surgery. But, that's not what she's doing. Those girls are MUMMIES! The whole set is to be Egypt (see Perry's head gear). SO! There is no evidence that this has anything to do with plastic surgery.. it has to do with…

Oh, you're being sarcastic. For a second there I thought you were serious and was like, "WHAT!"

that's the best comeback ever, Melissa Mother. She has two sons and has expressed that she would never want to have a daughter. Weird, right?

Is it the Genie Bra? I've been meaning to buy that!

Two weeks ago I finally returned my dad's phone call (it toke me a week). I said, "I've been busy, sorry." He replied, "cats in the cradle." I was not about to be guilted for not calling him back. No. So I just said, "seriously, dad, seriously? This is why I don't call you. Just be happy you're finally hearing my…

Yes, I suspect she'll have a lot missed opportunities in her future. Her husband seems like a complete gentleman so perhaps there is hope.

I'd like to see her reaction if and when someone alerts her of her Jez celebrity status.. First, they'd have to explain what and where Jez is. Doubt it's in her list of internet reads. I bet she'd be really excited Bc she seems like a really open-minded and nice person. Haha, just kidding. She's such an asshole. Such…

I totally get it. It's like you can't help it. You read the first insane thing she said and you click on her name to get a better look at her then! You realize that you can totally read everything and next thing you know 30 minutes have passed and your head is aching from confusion and anger.

I refuse to believe you're actually surprised by that.....

Preach, Peach! I wish more parents were like you. My friend had such a great opportunity to teach her son about rape culture, respect and equality, but instead, she agreed that the girl was a "slut". I don't think she understands the damage that short interaction may cause.