Yeah, maybe he's a nice guy and all but.. where was his manager and publicist and all those peeps who are supposed to keep him from doing really stupid ish?

ME TOO!!!!!!! We are the luckiest peoples EVER. I have an office I can go to when I damn well please which is pretty much only when they are having a party or when I feel the need to be in an office setting (about once every other week).. but office politics, none of that. (I also have a Panera bread walking distance…

Oh, yes! Always made me laugh when they'd be like, "Boy, you need to lotion those feet. You ashy!" Gosh, I miss those kids.....

I taught high school in the city and my God, it was the greatest learning experience for me (a white chick with the straightest hair ever) AND my black students. One day we finished our assignments early and they just started asking me questions about how I take care of my hair.. what do I have to do, what do white…

Awesome. But seriously, do you really respect the mullet?

I'm 28 and amen. Just bc some guy watched some girl on a porn site who happened to have a hairless vagina and it was AWESOME doesn't mean that I want to look like a little girl down there. The hairless crap started in the porn industry bc of crabs anywho (or so I've heard).

Honestly, I listened to this song as a child but must have heard the super edited version! I heard this song a few weeks ago in the car and my boo was singing it and I was like, "WHAT?! I don't remember those words!" He was like, "Yeah man.. I was singing this shit in middle school. So hot. I just really didn't know…

I always say, "the difference between me and the girls who got pregnant in high school is that I'm obviously not very fertile." Seriously. I wonder if I'll ever be able to have children. I love that you are so honest with your daughter :)

Yeah, I was lucky with my mom too. She was an alcoholic my entire life.. until I was 22. All 22 of those years, I fought and fought with her to seek help. I dumped out her beers, I cried to her, I wrote her sad letters with my awesome 10 year-old penmanship I hoped she'd find while sober... I tried to reason with her,…

You can attempt to help an alcoholic until you are blue in the face and completely burnt out.. it won't do any good. You have to wait until they hit rock bottom so hard that they want to help themselves. Considering the man is homeless, I'm not sure how low his rock bottom can possibly be....

Pennsylvania didn't have a spring break.

I was thinking the same thing.. did I wear sexy underwear at 15.. probably... and I was also having sex.

This. is. the. greatest. thing. EVER!!!!!! does he do a face plant?

My thoughts exactly. I guess he's still not convinced it was rape.. you know bc she was like dead and passed out and a whore.

Thanks for introducing me to this amazing jam.

HAH!

Eat her 'til she cry call it wine and dine.

Thank you for saying this. I agree with another comment regarding if she did try to write for another race and did so poorly, that would be bad. Very very very bad.

I'd rather it not die bc that is legit my go to everyday hairdo. I don't like to wash my hair and the bun is forgiving of that. Besides I've been doing this do for years legit (I got pics of New Years '12 as proof for the non-believers).

HA, I know it's a slut shaming song but I have an aunt Sue and shit.. when this song comes on, that woman goes WILD, "It's my song!!" My aunt Sue will be this woman when she is older, no question and I could not be prouder.