Good for him. Every time a Juke explodes, an angel gets its wings.

No EPA ratings, not a half-ton truck.

And smells like Harbor Freight

But this is the internet...

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE TELECOMS, NOT JOIN THEM! BRING BALANCE TO THE INTERNET... NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!

Bondo, James Bondo.

Dude, that’s insane! I would never climb so many stairs!

Hilarious.

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

I point at the drivers of said trucks and say,, “All that turd is missing is U!”

Here’s a good one from today on the same exact ramp

Quit it with the damn facebook videos

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

Thats not a piston any more, itsa pistoff....I said itsa pistoff... is this mic on?

Make Jelopnik Grate Again

Sorry, these are just “stance” for a different set of morons.

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