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This proves my theory that Top Gear US should have just been Leno, Carolla, and Sienfeld shooting the shit and driving cool cars.

I'm disappointed they didn't file this story under $kaybait.

LOL! I'm sure it floated.

Psshhh. I jerk with both hands. #JesusTakeTheWheel

That's why I always let my passenger jerk for me. #BothHandsOnTheWheel

We don't get these here for a myriad of reasons, but the number one deal breaker is the 25% excise tax on light trucks otherwise known as the chicken tax. We need a full-on campaign to repeal the chicken tax. It's an outdated tax with questionable motives that hurts U.S. consumers and even U.S. companies - hell, even

Ken Block's Gymkhana 7 Car Is A Monstrous 845 HP AWD 1965 Ford Mustang

I think that with three, you get egg roll.

So if he uses dimmer switches, will that make it a CVT? :)

MacGruber! Making complicated car hacks out of household materials.

There's your problem right there: A hand job doesn't work with a hummer. She needs a strap on the backside or she'll never get off the beach.

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