You’d have the Baretta over this?

Jeremy Clarkson is quoted as saying that to be a true auto enthusiast you must have had at least one Alfa in your life.

Look the SS effing rules, but isn’t the whole point of it that it isn’t flashy?

My mind is in a sicker place. Driver is looking down at his lap. His wife is also looking down at his lap and she’s in the center of the bench seat. She seems to be focused on something. Umbrella woman is looking horrified and repulsed and also looking at the driver’s lap. Umbrella man is leaning forward and looking…

If anyone ever tells me they like Steely Dan they’re not exactly dead to me, but I will disregard their opinion on everything. 

I will be there to carry your corpse down from the mountain with the respect a hero like yourself deserves. 

Sorry man. Steely Dan is just terrible, terrible ‘70s light rock. Just awful.

I appreciate your support, but you are wrong. Pink Floyd and the Who are good. I stand by my statement (which is unassailable) that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

I have no opinion on this car at all, what's tomorrow's car? 

So torn here.

It sucks. Mariota seems like such a nice dude, and he’s played through a lot of pain the past couple years in particular, but the Titans have been an absolute clusterfuck, at an organizational level, since we drafted him. He hasn’t even been all that bad. Last year, his numbers were way down, but the advanced stats…

I daily drive a 2010 E350 and will be buying another next year. The really are great cars and this generation has proven to be very reliable.

The land cruiser is a great suggestion, especially if you add some personal touches to it, even just nice all terrain tires in stock size; it says I drive this old car because it is cool, I like it, and I can, not that I have to.

I thought Dumusois’ reply was relatively understated all things considered:

And then he didn’t shower for several days.

Not just any cigarette. He’d be smoking Gauloises you uncultured swine! 

The umpire responded by throwing a glass of red wine in Tsitsipas’ face, hitting him with a baguette, and then pondering his own existence while taking a long drag from a cigarette.

i mean he might have a point

Looks like he came down with a case of Vince Foster Syndrome.