In the words of Richard Pryor in Silver Streak, “That is pure pussy”.

I regret that at 55 years old I may not live long enough to actually see one of these for real My god they are awesome.

Portland had also employed the "hack a DeAndre" strategy leading up to this and Jordan cooperated by missing 6 straight free throws, most of which were lucky to hit the rim. As a Blazer fan the last five minutes were fun to watch. The only person shooting worse than DeAndre was Lillard, who couldn't throw it in a…

I know you all are young at Deadspin, but you are missing the obvious Slapshot reference. Really, do your homework.

Don't forget that this is the Uruguayan way. In 1972 the national rugby team was in a plane crash and the survivors ate the dead passengers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1972_Ande…

I like the cut of your jib!