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If this makes you angry, don’t just be angry. Do something. Write to your congressional representatives. Call them. Volunteer. Make your voice heard. Go donate $5 to Planned Parenthood right now so they can keep battling on. Don’t wait. Do it now.

I respect human life, and I do not want Alabama to be associated with an organization that does not.

Hmm, remember the last time a police department/sheriff believed that “witchcraft” was the reason for a triple murder? Didn’t turn out so well...

Instead of shutting down the government, which won’t work, maybe they should just go to the source of the problem and shut down every woman’s credit cards and bank accounts. Then they can put us in red robes and give us to men who will make better decisions for us than we silly walking wombs can. Any lady who revolts

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury...

Who fucking cares? Seriously. Who. Fucking. Cares.

The target of the hit piece is also their rival Conde Nast’s CFO. Which makes all of the recent Reddit hate articles seem strangely conspiratorial, because they are also owned by Conde Nast.

The Jezzies are an awesome bunch. But the Jezzie bloggers are about to bend over backwards to defend this homophobic hit piece, just to keep the Conde Nast crew at bay.

See: Hulk Hogan

I wish Jezebel would call them out on that shit, makes them seem like hypocrites when they criticize other sites for doing the same sort of shit their own sibling site does.

Or they could at least come out and say they’re forbidden from leveling the same criticisms at Gawker.

Speaking of LGBTQ tolerance:

Now that the Amy Schumer-backlash is OFFICIALLY in full swing, I’m excited to see how long it takes for the Jez opinion pendulum to swing to backlash-backlash.

I can’t wait for it to be explained to me not only why this is bad, but why she is worse than Hitler for doing it.

BUT SHE DIED WITHOUT TOXINS IN HER BODY OKAY!

Open your guys

An accurate representation of me right now:

No escape from she-ality.

Caught in a manslide....

Is this just mantasy?

Is this the real life?