Well then he'd know to say "No homo!" as he was doing it, so it would be totally cool.

So you're OK with a straight (guy) grabbing your junk?

I love the name Bodhi! Granted, it's a titch odd to use it if you're not a part of a culture linguistically influenced by Sanskrit or Buddhism, Hinduism, or Jainism (sort of like how it would be weird for an Icelandic person to name their child Diego), but I don't think it's such a biggie. A variation of it, Bode, is…

PLEASE star me and make this visible to all. My friends are walking 102 miles this July in Arizona to fight for equality. YOU READ THAT RIGHT: 102 miles. In AZ. By foot. IN JULY. DONATE PLEASE. http://www.equalitywalk.org/2014-walk.html

Sure, when Elaine Stritch says it, it's cute. When Miley Cyrus says it, everyone cries for the children. Fuck everyone. Let's all stop giving a shit and clutching our pearls. I love it.

I say fuck a shit load. What fucking matters is the fucking context you fucking say it in. Like, fuck, I wouldn't fucking swear in front of the fucking elderly or children or some shit like that. But that's me. If someone is angrily shouting "FUCK YOU" to someone in a public space, than yeah, what the fuck is wrong…

As an archaeologist, I find it really hard to take your statement "the past doesn't exist" as a anything remotely resembling an intelligent or even philosophical statement. Having excavated dead human beings, in skeleton form, that were 2,000 years old, yes the past exists. Having dealt with incredibly old things, yes…

Are you kidding me? I don't even know where to start with you. First of all, she wrote an obituary, which needed to be written in the present. Also, if you think all of this crap doesn't affect someone's present then you certainly have not had to deal with any of this, or, you're in complete denial.

Any time someone says He wouldn't need to rape about a rapist my skin just about crawls off my body. Who does need to rape, kind apologist? Can I see the list of people for whom rape is necessary?

"This happened, and as of today, the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists, now what this says to me, I’m a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which…

James Franco.

My face is aching from all of the eye rolls.

His underlying message is "I'm trying to rile up the Jezebel commentariat for fun."

You're a sexual predator.

That is the fiercest mic drop gif. Saved for future use.

Us white men do get along with each other. It's just you "other" people that we can't stand. That would include women, African Americans, Asians, Southeast Asians, Arabs, Jews, Africans, Indians, Native American Indians, Catholics, the Poors, and self-hating liberals.

I'd start with the group who has a better chance of getting acquitted in a court of law when shooting an unarmed person.

Its a well known fact here in the UK that Piers is a dick... Also a very annoying Arsenal fan.

The Greatest Thinker of Our Time.

Oprah hopes that the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is "filthier than the book."